About & Credits
Our Sponsors
Platinum Sponsor
Zero Capital
"We invested $0. That's the point."
Zero Capital believes in funding projects that don't need funding. Our portfolio includes: nothing, because these projects were built for free.
Gold Sponsor
Secret Weapon Group
"The only consulting firm that believes in YAGNI."
At Secret Weapon Group, we specialize in solving problems that don't actually need solving, by telling you they don't need solving.
Our services include: Realizing you don't need microservices, discovering that your monolith is fine, learning that SQLite can handle your "massive scale," and finding out that enterprise solutions are just marketing.
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Community Sponsors
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Technology Stack
Node.js / Express
Backend runtime
Claude (Anthropic)
Our unpaid intern
GitHub Actions
Free CI/CD
Google Cloud Run
Serverless hosting
Vanilla JavaScript
No framework spite
Pure CSS
No Tailwind needed
SpiteCoin
Coming soon™
Caffeine
Primary fuel source
Pure Spite
Core dependency
Special Thanks
- Every enterprise vendor who quoted $500k for something we built in a weekend
- Jira, for giving us something to rebel against
- The 6-month timeline that became 6 hours
- Product managers who said "that's not on the roadmap"
- Every "Contact Sales" button that should have been a price
- Coffee shops with good wifi and unlimited refills
- Stack Overflow, for existing when documentation doesn't
- Everyone who ever said "you can't build that yourself"
- The weekend. Our true sanctuary.
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This site was built in the time it would take
most companies to schedule the kickoff meeting
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No enterprise licenses were purchased in the making of this website
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